humor! (tah btol ke x eje ni~) XD

Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie...... always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand......
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No sir, It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

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*I'm bad at choosing a title~ so I let dis post being like dis! XD

it's make me amazed. you should see how they trigger me to write something here. And yet! there is something hold me back. oh yeah~! i should make it 'special' then~ :3 *chucklin* it's gonna be a very depth story my dear~

(im I being annoyin here? :3 im sorry then~ direct translate~ pppfftt! :3 )

FYP Proposal Presentation ! ! ! ! !

nebes yg xnebes~ besok present~ gua mcm "eh? esk ke? asl mcm xrase pape ni?" ha! gle yg xgle~ xtau nk rse ap~ SENGAU! nk prektis byk kali kang sore ilang~ ni pn da stat serak (bajet mcm prektis byk kali~ padahal syek ulang "Assalamualaikum and good afternoon to panels, Mr. Ghalib and Mr. Suhaimi." for thousand times!! sbb rase yg tu je btol tuk disebut~ :3 HAHAHAH!!) 

watever it is~ pls pray da best for me! wish me a million of luck for my presentation babeh! n yes! BE CONFIDENT SYUHADA! answer all questions dat will be ask to u later~ take it easy n go for it! :3 

Bismillah! 

FKM

My beloved faculty~ :3

heheh!

Selalu tengok bloglist ni nampak je adik aq sorang tu update blog.. TAPI! aq nk bace xboleh! ggrr! privatekn la konon~ ceit! 

then hari ni aq try la buka blog die~ HUOOHH!! BOLEH!! hahahah!! *amik ko~ aq stalk sume post ko~* XD cite sal aq tak de ke mal? gamba aq je ad xsyok a~ cite a lebo2 sikit~ tengah mood membaca ni! (jurnal je aq xd mood nk membace~ heheh! nnt eh jurnal~ bg aq amik feel dlu~ xsmpe2 lgi feel kt ko jurnal~ :3 )

mal~ tambah la lagu jepon~ 

*pesan byk2, mcm bdk tu bce lak~ XD ahaahah!!